These are indeed dark days for our beloved club....but in the midst of all this I have been enjoying the company of some toddlers. A young niece and nephew from the Tollington - Parfitt side of the family have come to visit. Being only three and four years old I have been entertaining them with my traditional AFCB nursery rhymes

1. In the style of Jack and Jill:
Darren and Ryan went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Darren fell down
And broke his crown
And Ryan got a hernia of the shin.

2. In honour of Mr Krasner, the muffin man:
Do you know the Admin man?
Do you know the Admin man?
Do you know the Admin man?
Who comes from Elland Road?

3. The Grand old Duke of Bond,
He had eleven men,
He marched them up to the top of the league and he marched them down again.
And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only halfway up,
They lost ten points and went down!

4. A Ring A Ring of Roses,
A pocket full of poses,
A high ball, a high ball!
We're all Lee Bradbury.

5. If you go down to Dean Court today,
You're in for a big suprise.
If you go down to Dean Court today,
You'll never believe your eyes.
For every investor that ever there was,
Is gathered there for certain because,
Today's the day the cherries go into admin! - SBUK_AFCB

6. Jeffrey Jeffrey quite contrary,
How does your football club grow?
With creditors' bills and empty tills
And pretty debts all in a row.

7. Darren Anderton sat on a wall
Darren Anderton had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldnt put mr anderton together again - ddt07

8. Baa baa Newman, have you any voice?
Yes sir, yes sir, three shouts full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for Gareth Stewart who missed the ball again

9. Row row row your boat gently down Dean Court
Merrily, merrily, merrily life could now be League.2

Row row row your boat gently down Dean Court
Merrily, merrily, merrily here is just a thought......  - simoncherries

10. Little Russ Perrett sat on a tuffet
Eating his curds and whey,
Along came a striker,
Who sat down beside him
And frightened Russ Perrett away

11. Ding dong bell
Bondy's in the well
Who pushed him in?
Little Jeff Mostyn
Who pulled him out?
NO-ONE!! - Bourneslippy

12. Hey Diddle Diddle!
The sale and leaseback fiddle,
The debt shot over the moon.

The little Phillips laughed
To see such fun,
And the catering ran away with the spoons. - mahargddub

And you chums are more than invited to add to the entertainment